Why are penguins so popular on the internet?
They have web feet
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales
Why was the tomato blushing?
Because it saw the ranch dressing
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together
How do you communicate with fish?
Drop him a line
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9
What do you call a frog that hops over the road,jumps in a puddle,then jumps back over the road?
A dirty double crosser.
What did the water say to the boat?
Nothing it just waved
What fish is the most valuable?
A goldfish.
Where do cows go when they to see a movie?
To the moooovies.
Why did the elephant hate to play cards in the jungle?
Because there were too many cheetahs
Why did the whale cross the road.
To get to the other tide.
Knock-knock. Who 's there.
Nobody
Nobody who.
9 comments:
A sailer once told me that if he could have a gumdrop and .I told him why would you want a gum thats been droped.
I think that the jokes are kind of funny:).
I really enjoyed making and reading all of these jokes.It was really fun.
I have a joke it is. What language dose a bill board speak
Sign Languge
I also love the jokes\\)
Jokes are very awesome.
I like the one with the elephant we will not play cards because there is to many cheetahs
I have a joke to tell or a lot more. What do you call an owl with
a low voice? A growl. Why did Inch eat his science homework? Because Miles said it was a piece of cake. I have one or two more to tell. What has three syllables,but only one letter? An envelope.
when dose a doctor have a good character? When he has lots of patients hahahahahahahahahahaahaha so funny hu
Why did the jely turn over? It saw the apple turn over
What falls often,but never gets hurt? rain
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Why is fred the frog always happy? because he eats what ever bugs him.
What do frogs do when their car breaks down? They get toad.
What do you call a fly with out wings?A walk.
Where do you get the biggest Dimonds? In baseball fields
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