Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Favorite Jokes

Why are penguins so popular on the internet?
They have web feet

Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales

Why was the tomato blushing?
Because it saw the ranch dressing

How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together

How do you communicate with fish?
Drop him a line

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9

What do you call a frog that hops over the road,jumps in a puddle,then jumps back over the road?
A dirty double crosser.

What did the water say to the boat?
Nothing it just waved

What fish is the most valuable?
A goldfish.


Where do cows go when they to see a movie?
To the moooovies.

Why did the elephant hate to play cards in the jungle?
Because there were too many cheetahs

Why did the whale cross the road.
To get to the other tide.

Knock-knock. Who 's there.
Nobody
Nobody who.

9 comments:

Abraham said...

A sailer once told me that if he could have a gumdrop and .I told him why would you want a gum thats been droped.

ITZEL said...

I think that the jokes are kind of funny:).

Samantha said...

I really enjoyed making and reading all of these jokes.It was really fun.

dan said...

I have a joke it is. What language dose a bill board speak
Sign Languge

amanda said...

I also love the jokes\\)

Jerry said...

Jokes are very awesome.

Shelby said...

I like the one with the elephant we will not play cards because there is to many cheetahs

alex said...

I have a joke to tell or a lot more. What do you call an owl with
a low voice? A growl. Why did Inch eat his science homework? Because Miles said it was a piece of cake. I have one or two more to tell. What has three syllables,but only one letter? An envelope.

alexandria said...

when dose a doctor have a good character? When he has lots of patients hahahahahahahahahahaahaha so funny hu

Why did the jely turn over? It saw the apple turn over

What falls often,but never gets hurt? rain

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

Why is fred the frog always happy? because he eats what ever bugs him.

What do frogs do when their car breaks down? They get toad.

What do you call a fly with out wings?A walk.

Where do you get the biggest Dimonds? In baseball fields