Why are penguins so popular on the internet?
They have web feet
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales
Why was the tomato blushing?
Because it saw the ranch dressing
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together
How do you communicate with fish?
Drop him a line
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9
What do you call a frog that hops over the road,jumps in a puddle,then jumps back over the road?
A dirty double crosser.
What did the water say to the boat?
Nothing it just waved
What fish is the most valuable?
Where do cows go when they to see a movie?
To the moooovies.
Why did the elephant hate to play cards in the jungle?
Because there were too many cheetahs
Why did the whale cross the road.
To get to the other tide.
Knock-knock. Who 's there.